Weezer Lyrics

When you wake up Cobwebs on your eyelids Stuck in rigor mortis Just get going Til you hit the ocean And you turn Californian You don...

A boy and a girl Albatross around their necks Hands burning from the rope Ships stranded in the tropics Acidification wiped out the tige...

The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair Is making a cannoli for you to take on your hiking trip In the woods with your bros t...

Girl, we got a good thing You know where this is heading (uh-huh) Just a couple lovebirds Happy to be singing (uh-huh) Girl, we got a go...

Crush up the blue And inhale through your nose Scrape every quark From the wood in the floor She said: Do you wanna get high? Don’t e...

You walk by the magazines Sitting on the rack at the CVS One more sad movie star divorce Three hundred died in an airplane wreck And you...

Oh, she left me there She left me all alone Oh, but I don't care No, I don't mind at all What really happened? I got distracted...

LA girls, please act your age You treat me like I have the plague It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe LA girls, please act your age ...

If I stay the night Will we fall in love? If I stroke your hair It's gonna hurt so much Stranded in the Kalahari Will you share you...

I just want this summer to end What's the point of trying to pretend? She told me to follow the rules Not all 19 year olds are cool ...

I had another nightmare Go back to sleep honey Everything will be alright in the end Rock is dead, guitars are dead In the where are the...

Sorry guys I didn't realize that I needed you so much I thought I'd get a new audience, I forgot that disco sucks I ended up with ...

Goodbye heroes You had a good run Fifteen years of Ruling the planet But now your light's fading Adios rock band that we loved the...

My lonely girl So baby come on I know how to dance And I am the only one who ever takes a chance Give it a try You're not gonna di...

Don't wanna find myself homogenized Don't wanna become the very thing that I despise Don't want my mommy feedin' me cultur...

This is the night, light up the fire in the forge We're not the coins in the coffer of old king George One if by land two if they com...

I tried taking a picture of you When I look at it nothing comes through Sometimes I wonder if you're just a ghost And I wonder who...

(feat. Bethany Cosentino) [Rivers Cuomo:] Cold hearted girl Don't hurt me like this anymore I'm waiting right outside your door...

We grow old, our hearts are dim But our minds are free, to fly where they will Your beauty is faded, you're a broken shell It's o...

Simple love songs Drenched in bored songs Coming out a long song Hesitate to throw your stones When criminals are victims Looking back...

[I. The Waste Land] [Instrumental] [II. Anonymous] I don't even know your name No, I don't know the words to say So I call you...

Watcha playing in my ear? You got a fix of what it is I wanna hear Coming through the frequencies And the airwaves You say I'm acti...

You are cool and you're hot And you know what you've got You can have anyone You just call and they come But I won't be a nu...

Woe is me I’m standing in line for the first time in a mighty long time But it feels good to be a jerk I’m just a loser on his way to work...

It's another night, stumbling around the town Lookin' for action, totally wasted and trying to find a date I could be killed, I co...

Everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, yeah Everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, yeah Suck a thumb, suck a thumb, suck a thumb, suck t...

I ride the train to work every day I reach my cubicle about 9 am I have to earn money to pay my bills But I don't know how my life tu...

I've never seen you before But I know what you're thinking You've got a knife in your back And your witches are sinking Tra...

I got a PC, you got a Mac I'm giving you flak for your AirPort I read books and you watch TV You wanna be free to relax more But wh...

When I wake at the break of the morning I ingest my two fried eggs If a grain of the salt is missing Then I go to the store and beg Aut...

(originally by Toni Braxton) Don't leave me in all this pain Don't leave me out in the rain Come back and bring back my smile C...

When the wheels of motion move fine God bless the U.S. assembly line It's a game when you play with high octane It's the pace of ...

Back in Wilson High I had two best friends They lived down the block Where Eagle Ct. bends One she cared for my bones Fed me ice-cream ...

Pissing in plastic cups before we went on stage Playing hacky sack back when Audioslave was still Rage Watching all the freaky Dutch kids ...

Ring, ring goes your telephone You act like you ain’t at home You shut me out but it turns me on Red lipstick, black tresses A look that...

We sleep all day and rock the night We just get up to start another fight We kiss and then we bite We are trainwrecks You don't kee...

Every morning, every day I am hoping for the chance to get away In the evening, every night I am dreaming of a chance to make it right ...

Mom made my sex She knitted it with her hands Sex-making is A family tradition Going back to the caveman days They were walking around ...

I thought you would always be my friend Now everything must end And so the world moves on And everything must change When I'm looki...

Someday I'll be coming for you You know what I'm wanting to do I know the words to say To draw you in so close to me Over and o...

Where did all these smart girls come from? I don't think that I could choose just one Where did all these smart girls come from? Some...

I've been scared to make a move, so much left for me to prove. I guess it's time for me to show what I've got. Things will ne...

Had another birthday, could've been the worst day I ever had Got a little drunk, and I fell into a funk And I woke up sad Looked int...

I have a friend and it's an earthworm It burrows underground deep within the soil Sometimes when it rains it comes out and we talk ab...

(originally by Coldplay) I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word Now in the morning I sleep alone Sweep the stree...

Four in the morning And my roommate's still a-snoring So I take a walk out on the Boulevard The wind above me Seems to push and pul...

I'm sick and tired of everybody trying to tell me what to do If I'm in need of your advice then surely I would come to you I didn...

The moon was shining on the lake at night The slayer T-shirt fit the scene just right Your smeared mascara I looked into your eyes and sa...

I thought tonight would suck like every other night I'd party with my friends But when I saw you grooving on the dance floor Normal c...

Woah woah woah Went to a show last Saturday night The band was doing their thing The moshpit started, and then the crowd parted And the...

[Rivers Cuomo:] I can't stop partying, partying I can't stop partying, partying I gotta have Patron, I gotta have the beat I go...

One, Two, Three, Four When I walk Down the street I been trippin on my feet And my clothes They don't match And my blue jeans ne...

I told you that you would put on some weight, You went out with somebody named Kevin Green, You preferred to go to a volleyball game, I t...

There will come a day When we transcend our pain Until that day, take it easy on yourself Love is the answer Makes no difference what y...

I was driving this morning and sat in traffic on the way to work, work Soon as I got in, my boss is tripping and acting like a freaking jer...

In the mall, in the fall, we're sneaking to the emergency hall First we smoke then have a smoke, get change for tokens and a pretzel an...

All the times you came to me and told me that you cared I was dreaming of happy days that we both could share Maybe I got too excited, and...

Right now everything sucks I can't express the things I want I got to play in this game And you know dumb the house rules are Somed...

I used to sing songs at the break of the day Zip a de do da, zip a dee ay Workin' myself into a frenzy But I don't do that no mor...

Sunshine is falling Over my head Turtle doves are calling "Good morning, friends" I've got the prettiest girl in the whol...

Everything we fight for, Seems to get shot down. No one seems to notice, It’s like we ain’t around. They tear us into pieces, And throw...

Put me in a special school cuz I am such a fool And I don't need a single book to teach me how to read Who needs stupid books? They ar...

You try to play it cool like you just don't care But soon I'll be playin' in your underwear I'm like a mage with the magic...

They say I need some rogaine to put in my hair Work it out at the gym to fit my underwear Oakley makes the shades to transform a tool You...

Gordon Lightfoot sang a song about a boat that sank in the lake at the break of the morn and a cat named Stevens found a faith he could bel...

When I was younger I used to go and tip cows for fun, yeah Actually I didn't do that 'Cos I didn't want the cow to be sad Bu...