El Presidente lyrics - Weezer

People wanna Jazzercise

With their uninteresting lives

But they need someone to show them how

I played cribbage in high school

It was natural that I'd rule

Come with me to the promised land

Soy el presidente de los Estados Unidos (de America!)

Soy el presidente de los Estados Unidos (woo-hoo)

Dancing on the porta-johns

Swimming in New Orleans swamps

With my flowing long blond hair

Someday I may go too far

I'm someone with my guitar

There's so much pressure to be weird

Soy el presidente de los Estados Unidos (de America!)

Soy el presidente de los Estados Unidos (woo-hoo)

Hope your face is healing up

Just a couple surface cuts

Dropped a cooler on your head

Hopefully you are not dead

I'm as stupid as it gets

Worth a hearty "what the heck"

Throwing garbage on the fans

Hopefully they'll understand

Soy el presidente de los Estados Unidos (de America!)

Soy el presidente de los Estados Unidos (de America!)

Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, ooh-ooh